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browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar
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Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
BOOM
DEVIL’S TRAP.
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
omg i cant
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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whenever I’m becoming friends with someone new I like to play this game called “how long can I make this person think I’m normal” before I break out the weird
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when the pimps in the crib mahhh drop it like it’s hot
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